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I really felt like she was going overboard by being angry, and not speaking to me, just because I drove us home from dinner a little tipsy.

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Having seen way too many slasher films, I put every single bullet into his dead to be SURE he was dead.

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I almost got fired from work, after my coworker tried to throw me under the bus for something I didn’t do.

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I asked the fortune-teller to tell me when I'm ever going to have sex, and she said I would never have sex in my entire lifetime.

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I paid $6000 for an unforgettable hunting experience, and I demand to have one, right now!

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“It is okay to be sad and cry, son” said my mom at my father’s funeral.

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I watched the girl, willing her to come closer to me when her parents weren't looking.

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I lay on the hospital bed exhausted, and ask the doctor when the nurse will be back with my baby.

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The shadowy figures watched the moonlit homes from the hilltop.

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I dreamed you stood beside my bed and told me: "Believe me, precious, the smoke quickly smothered me long before the fire got to me, and I honestly didn't suffer, I promise."

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I really felt like she was going overboard by being angry, and not speaking to me, just because I drove us home from dinner a little tipsy.	42
Having seen way too many slasher films, I put every single bullet into his dead to be SURE he was dead.	42
I almost got fired from work, after my coworker tried to throw me under the bus for something I didn’t do.	42
I asked the fortune-teller to tell me when I'm ever going to have sex, and she said I would never have sex in my entire lifetime.	42
I paid $6000 for an unforgettable hunting experience, and I demand to have one, right now!	42
“It is okay to be sad and cry, son” said my mom at my father’s funeral.	42
I watched the girl, willing her to come closer to me when her parents weren't looking.	42
I lay on the hospital bed exhausted, and ask the doctor when the nurse will be back with my baby.	42
The shadowy figures watched the moonlit homes from the hilltop.	42
I dreamed you stood beside my bed and told me: "Believe me, precious, the smoke quickly smothered me long before the fire got to me, and I honestly didn't suffer, I promise."	42